I'm so sorry boys, but a bet's a bet
Well hello there everyone,
This is officially the most awkward post I have ever had to do. As some of you know, I am a diehard New England sports fan, especially for the Patriots and Tom Brady. My housemate, John Gardner, is a huge New York sports fan, specifically for Eli Manning and the Giants. Obviously this caused a serious problem for our household. A wager was placed on the outcome of this past sunday's Super Bowl.
As you may know if you've looked at a newspaper or seen the news in the last couple of days, my team lost. Not badly, it was actually an amazing game of football. However, I still had to uphold my end of the wager. I would tell you all about it, but I think that ruins how epic this bet truly was. So without further ado, I give you the video of the destruction of my personal honor, and one of the most sickening experiences I've ever had to sit through.
Ignore the guy on the bottom...I was too lazy to photoshop
God asks Aaron Rodgers, “What do you believe?” Rodgers says, “I believe in hard work and in staying true to family and friends.” God can’t help but see the goodness of Rodgers and offers him a seat to His left.
Then God turns to Tim Tebow and says, “What do you believe?” Tebow says, “I believe in Your total goodness, love and generosity and that You have given all to mankind.” God is greatly moved by Tebow’s eloquence, and offers him a seat to His right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: “And you, Tom, what do you believe?”
Tom replies, “I believe you’re in my seat.”
Photo by Danny Bristoll
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